Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
Chris, stop swearing…
(via commanderspock)
You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer.Precisely.
(Source: swyhis, via blame-byron)
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
(via pathofthe-wind)
So, I had a major exam in Religion where you had to create your own religion… I was dared to do it on One Direction as a joke because I was going to fail anyway… today I got my mark back and I got 95% (19/20) !! ;)
omg A-fuckin-+
I LOVE YOU!!! this is amazing!!
from now, i’ll write everywhere that my religion is directionism
let’s pray together
this is epic. you deserve a medal.
(via smiles-hidden-by-tears)
Do it. I promise you’ll laugh ^_^
I was waiting for this forever… omgfhsfibknosdvbjsdbjhsdnsjdbn
OMFG (:
(via smiles-hidden-by-tears)
omfg press alt+the reblog button
praise god bless jesus hallelu
(Source: emotionsonapage, via mother-of-pearl)
